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Post by Shindou on Feb 19, 2008 17:03:55 GMT -5
Because I'm in love with Roger Bart right now!
I present, ladies and gentlemen...
Starring........
(Roger Bart!!! <3) Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
Igor
Inga
Frau Blucher
Elizabeth
The Monster
Inspector Kemp & The Hermit
The Happiest Town in Town solos: Ziggy, the Village Idiot[/ul] The Brain solos: [/color] Soloist Student #2Soloist Student #3[/ul] Please Don't Touch Me solos: [/color] Male Padestrian[/ul] Join the Family Business solos: [/color] Great, Great, Great Grandfather MordecaiFrankenstein Relative soloist #1Frankenstein Relative soloist #2Frankenstein Relative soloist #3Frankenstein Relative soloist #4 [/ul] Welcome to Transylvania[/color] Transylvania Quartet Member #2 Transylvania Quartet Member #3 Transylvania Quartet Member #4[/ul] He's Loose! solos: [/color] Solo Villager #2 Solo Villager #3 [/ul] Finale Ultimo solos: [/color] [/ul] Chorus - All![/color] Please note: underneath each character is the link to download a major song by that character. Please download this (and any others you wish) as an aid in deciding whether or not you'd like to play that character.
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Post by Shindou on Mar 15, 2008 1:17:20 GMT -5
Songs! A list of songs and who is in them [shadow=pink,left,300]ACT I[/shadow][glow=blue,2,300]The Happiest Town in Town[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]The Brain[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]Please Don't Touch Me[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]Together Again[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]Roll in the Hay[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]Join the Family Business[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]He Vas My Boyfriend[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]Life, Life[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]Welcome to Transylvania[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]Transylvania Mania[/glow] [/ul] [shadow=pink,left,300]ACT II[/shadow][glow=green,2,300]Listen to Your Heart[/glow] [glow=green,2,300]Surprise![/glow] [glow=green,2,300]Please Send Me Someone[/glow] [glow=green,2,300]Man About Town[/glow] [glow=green,2,300]Puttin' On the Ritz[/glow] [glow=green,2,300]Deep Love[/glow] [glow=green,2,300]Frederick's Soliloquy[/glow] [glow=green,2,300]Finale Ultimo[/glow] [/ul]
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Post by nickel on Apr 15, 2008 15:36:02 GMT -5
Alright, so I've been posting the lyrics to the Young Frankenstein songs and I've noticed that there are a lot of part were certain characters sing together and simply using teal for group singing when there are several different group combinations in the songs, I've decided to edit this first post and make it a Legend for which colours mean what.
Enjoy.~!
------------------------- Main List ------------------------- - Pink = Kim [Igor, Frau Blucher, Inspector Kemp & Other Various Characters]
- Green = Nicole [Frederick Frankenstein, Victor Von Frankenstein & Other Various Characters]
- Purple = Melissa [Inga, the Monster & Other Various Characters]
- Red = Kristine [Elizabeth & Other Various Characters]
------------------------- Combinations List ------------------------- ((Note that any combinations between certain people may contain any of said persons characters listed above.))- Orange = Kim and Nicole
- Aqua = Melissa and Kristine
- Blue = Nicole and Melissa
- Magenta = Kim and Kristine
- Gold = Melissa and Kim
- Maroon = Nicole and Kristine
- Teal = Everyone
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Post by nickel on Apr 15, 2008 15:49:29 GMT -5
Act I
Overture
Characters:
The Happiest Town in Town
Characters:
- Herald
- Villagers (Chorus)
- Inspector Kemp
- Woman
- Ziggy, The Village Idiot
MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY!
Make way for the funeral procession of Doctor Victor von Frankenstein, maker of monters!
Listen to our tale of woe, A story we must tell, What happened in that castle made our lives a living hell! A made man who was crazy brought a dead man back to life, Who hurt and lamed and killed and maimed, Our town was torn with strife!
But now we're not afraid no more, We see a brighter day.
He's laid to rest, We're truly blessed, And this is what we say...
Things are swell now, Ring that bell now, We're in heaving, No more hell now.
Now the doctors dead, godbye to dread, We're the happiest town in town!
We're all smiles now, Lose that frown now, No more monsters get us down now, Now the doctor's passed, We're free at last, We're the happiest town in town!
Hold the happiness!
Kemp! Kemp! It's Inspector Kemp! It's Kemp!
Hold the happiness? Why, Inspector Kemp?
Because as long as a Frankenstein lives, our village is in danger!
But, Inspector, the Baron is dead. And he was the last of the Frankensteins!
No!
No?
One lives! A grandson!
Who is he?
What does he do?
He's a professor, The Dean of Anatomy at New York's most famous institute of higher learning, the Johns, Miriam and Anthony Hopkins School of Medicine! As long as this Young Frankenstein walks the earth we will never be safe.
I may be the village idiot, but I ask you, what are the chances of a New York doctor ever coming to Transylvania?
NONE! YEAH!
On this happy day we say amen, We have wanted this since God knows when
No more Frankenstein.
You can say that again.
No more Frankenstein.
We're the happiest town in town. No more Frankenstein.
No more Frankenstein.
No more Frankenstein.
No more Frankenstein.
No more Frankenstein.
No more Frankenstein.
No more Frankenstein.
No more Frankenstein.
No more Frankenstein.
Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein!
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Post by nickel on Apr 15, 2008 20:51:57 GMT -5
The Brain
Characters:
- Soloist Student #1
- Soloist Student #2
- Soloist Student #3
- Dr Frederick Frankenstein
- Students (Chorus)
It's been said, That your grandfather brought dead tissue back to life, Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
It's been said, That your grandfather created a horrifying monster, Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
It's been said... ...nay, even sung... That your grandfather's monster, Hurt and lamed, Killed and maimed, Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein? Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein? Is that true, Is that true, Is that true, Is that true, Dr. Frankenstein?
Thats Fronkensteen! My name, it's pronounced Fronkensteen! Yes! Yes, yes. The whole world knows what my grandfather did. But please, Do I look like the kind of madman who'd prowl around graveyards digging up freshly burried corpses?
Well, professor...
Don't answer that!
I'm not a Frankenstein, I don't indulge in hijinks or tomfoolery! I'm not a Frankenstein, I don't believe in mummies, ghosts or ghoulery!
I deal in fact not fiction, I am a scientist, I live for truth and reason, That's the reason I exist.
There is a vast difference between my crazy grandfather's delusional experiments and my own devotion to pure science. Which leads us directly to the subject of today's lecture.
The Brain There is nothing like the brain, Hearts and lungs are simply tinker toys, When stacked against the brain.
Insane! I’m insane about the brain, No invention in the universe, Is equal to the brain, The mouth's a marvel when it comes to eating, I’ve nothing against the womb, I thank the bladder when I’m excreting, And I always give the elbow room.
But the Brain! Please allow me to explain, There’s no organ to compare to it, I swear to it! It's plain! It’s the brain!
Mr. Hilltop here with whom I have never worked nor given any prior instruction to has graciously offered his services for this afternoon’s demonstration
His Medulla Oblongata, Tells his brain stem that it’s gotta, Send an impulse full of data, Which creates a lot of pain.
His frontal lobe gets busy, With a thought that makes him dizzy, Puts his cortex in a tizzy, So he never will complain.
That’s what I love about the brain!
Mr. Hilltop, will you raise your left knee please. You have just witnessed a voluntary nerve impulse, Mr. Hilltop, you may lower your knee.
Reflex movements, on the other hand, are those which are made independently of the will. Why you dirty rotten yellow son of a bitch!
Even though I almost kneed him, His reflexes have no freedom, To react when I mistreat him, Its important I explain.
Synaptic Nerve Connection, Goes its way without detection, Bringing Cranial Protection, In a never ending chain.
That’s what I love about the Brain!
But what if we were to block those nerve impulses by simply applying local pressure. Which can be done with any ordinary metal clamp just at the swelling of the posterior nerve roots for say oh... 4 seconds. Why you mother grabbing bastard! As you can see even though I just smashed my knee into his crotch, he does react, he feels absolutely nothing.
(Mr. Hilltop moans in pain)
...More or less.
So, if it were not for this continuous stream of motor impulses from the brain, we would collapse like a bunch of broccoli!
And in conclusion, So there’s no confusion, Let me say it once again, Though your genetalia, Has been known to fail ya, You can bet your ass on the Brain! Everybody!
The Brain! There is nothing like the Brain! It’s the king of our anatomy! And ever shall it reign!
You can Call me Copernicus, Kepplar, and Newton, Compare me to Freud and I’d feel highfalutin, Call me a Darwin I love that man’s theory, Call me Pasteur and watch me get teary, Say Madam Curie that would be the best, Call me a Rorschach Im up to the test,
I really light up when you call me Edison, Call me an Ehrlich I like that man’s medicine, Call me Marconi that wireless wow! Call me Pavlov and I bark like a choux Woof! Call me an Einstein and that would be fine, Call me a Tesla I wouldn’t decline, But to call me a Frankenstein would be insane!
Cuz I love, The, Brain!!!!!!
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Post by nickel on Apr 15, 2008 21:01:51 GMT -5
Please Don't Touch Me
Characters:
- Elizabeth Benning
- Dr Frederick Frankenstein
- Female Padestrian
- Male Padestrian
- Chorus
Dream all you want my darling, Of every lustful situation, Those naughty thoughts, Are fine with me, As long as they, Stay locked away, In your imagination.
You can hug me til I scream, If it's only in a dream, But please don't touch me.
You can feel me til I squeal, Just as long as it's not real, But please don't touch me.
You can stick me, You can lick me, You can pinch me til I'm blue, You can bite me, And delight me til I'm blind.
You can savage me, And ravage me, I care not what you do, If the lovely filthy things you do, Are only in your mind.
You can spank me til I'm red, If it's only in your head, But please don't touch me.
You can have me don't you see, If it's just a fantasy, But please don't touch me.
Oh Freddie, darling, I know that you're a virgin.
Yes, for me, science has always come first.
And as every guy in New York knows - I come first too.
After our wedding, You'll be oh so glad we waited. Until then take cold showers when you're overstimulated.
Anticipation is sublime, And although you might think I'm a tease, Please don't touch me.
Oh everybody look! How unique. They're not touching.
It must be "Please Don't Touch Me," the new dance craze that's sweeping catholic girl schools all over the midwest.
Oh what fun! Let's try it.
Please don't, Please don't, Please don't touch me
Do not hug us, Do not drug us, Do not slug us til we cry, Do not throb us, Do not rob us of our wits.
We won't poke you, We won't stroke you, Til we're just about to die.
But even in your wildest dreams, Don't dare to touch our tits, Don't dare to touch our tits.
Don't dare to touch our tits, Don't touch our tits, Don't touch our tits, Don't touch our...
Tits, tits, tits, tits, Tits, tits, tits, tits, Tits! Our tits!
When we're absolutely wed, You can do it til we're dead
Elizabeth!
Til then please, please, please, We're down on our knees
Please keep your hands off these
Please don't touch me!
We won't touch you!
Please don't touch me!
We won't touch you!
She's so touchy!
OH!
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Post by nickel on Apr 15, 2008 21:14:49 GMT -5
Together Again
Characters:
- Igor
- Dr Frederick Frankenstein
- Igor and Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
Oh, the fantasic things we'll do. It'll be like old times, you and me. Right up there with the world's greatest pairs!
Like Laurel and Hardy, Like Coke and Baccardi, Like Juliet and Romeo, Ebb and Flow, To and Fro, Together, together again...
Together again for the first time, We've only met in a dream! Up until now it's been the worst time, But now that you're here we're a team!
Together again for the first time, Haven't a woe or a care, No longer a bad and accursed time, It's easy to see, you have to agree, We're destined to be a great pair!
All of my life I've been stoogin' around, Nothin' to do, at my loss. All of my life I've been stoogin' around, But what good is a stooge if he ain't got a boss?!?!
Together again for the first time, Back on the track to renown. We're gonna thrill 'em, We're gonna kill 'em, You'll be the teacher, We'll make a new creature! And scare the bloomin' daylights right out of this town!
No, stop it! Stop it! You don't understand. I'll only be here for a few days, to settle my grandfather's estate, and then I'm heading straight back to New York. No laboratories, no creatures.
Bet you change your mind, master. C'mon, join in a chorus, it's fun!
My dear Igor, I happen to be the Dean of Anatomy at a world-renown School of Medicine. Although, I do sing a bit. And was, in fact, a Whiffenpoof at Yale.
A Wiffenpoof, wow! C'mon doc, nobody's around!
Well, nobody is around... What the hell!
Together again for the first time! Haven't a woe or a care!
Together again for the first time, Haven't a woe or a care! This is the best time.
No longer a bad and accursed time, It's easy to see.
You have to agree.
We're destined to be a great pair!
May I?
Take it!
All of my life, I've been bossing around. Mean and alone, like a Scrooge! All of my life I've been bossing around, But what good is a boss if he ain't got a Stooge?!
Oh, I'm sorry, I don't wish to embarrass you, but I am a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump.
What hump?
Together again for the first time, We've only met in a dream.
Like Ginger and Freddie,
Macdonald and Eddy,
Like San Juan and Teddy,
Or Meatballs and Spaghetti!
But the pair that we cry for, The pair that we sigh for, The pair that we die for, Is Fron-kon-steen and Eye-gore!
For the first time, Together again!
Together again for the first time, We've only met in a dream.
Like Gimbel and Macy,
Like Hepburn and Tracy,
Like Lombard and Gable,
Like good ol' Cain and Abel!
For the first time, Together again! Together forever again!
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Post by nickel on May 3, 2008 14:21:57 GMT -5
Roll in the Hay
Characters:
- Inga
- Igor
- Dr Frederick Frankenstein
- Inga and Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
- Igor and Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
- Inga and Igor
What's that?
A hay ride!
Roll, roll, roll in ze hay, Roll, roll your troubles away, When life is awful, Just jump on a straw full, And roll, roll in ze hay!
Roll, roll, roll in ze hay, Roll, roll, do it all day, When spirits are saggin', Just jump in a wagon, And roll, roll in ze hay!
I'm very high spirited doctor, I hope you won't hold it against me.
Oh. I'll try not to.
Hitch those horses up for a gay ride, We'll have lot's of fun, Nothings better than a hay ride, Underneath the sun!
Roll, roll, roll in ze hay, Sometimes love finds a way, You might steal a kiss, From an unwitting miss, Whose not to resistant to play, So let's roll, roll, roll, roll in ze hay!
So, have you thought of any ways you could use me?
Two. And I'm working on a third.
Oh, good! Does that mean I'm hired?
Well, a large part of me is pointing in that direction.
Roll, roll in ze hay.
We'll go up the path, then down the hill, back up the path, then down the hill. We'll go up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down.
Up and down, and up and down, and up and down, and up and down and.
Up?
Down?
Up?
Down?
Up!
Down!
Up!
Down!
Hitch those horses up for a gay ride, We'll have lot's of fun, Nothings better than a hay ride, Underneath the sun!
Yodeladie, yodeladie
Roll in it!
Roll in it! Yodeladie, yodeladie
Roll in it
Roll in it!
Come take a hay ride, And take your breath away ride, Roll in it, Roll in ze hay.
Yodeladie,Yodeladie,Yodeladie, Yodeladie,Yodeladie,Yodeladie, Yodeladie,Yodeladie,Yodeladie, Yodeladie,Yodeladie,Ladie,Ladie,Ladie, Yodeladie,Yodeladie,Yodeladie,Yodeladie, Yodeldee.
(Howling)
What's that?
Vervolves.
Werewolves!
THERE! THERE WOLVES!
What?
THERE WOLVES! THERE CASTLE!
Why are you talking like that?
I DON'T KNOW! I don't know, I don't...I don't know. I thought you wanted me to.
Well I don't.
Hmm. Have it your way. I'm easy.
Yodeladie,ho-dee-dae,yodeladie, ho-dee-dae,yodel-dee-dae,yodel-dee-dae, yodeladie,yodeldee,yodeladie,yodeladie, yodeladie,yodeladie,yodel-dee-dae Roll in ze dee Yodeladie,ho-dee-dae,yodeladie, ho-dee-dae,yodeladie,yodeladie,yodeladie, yodeldee,yodeladie,yodeladie,yodeladie, yodeladie,yodeladie,yodeladie,yodeladie, yodeladie,yodeladie,yodeladie,yodeldee.
So let's roll, roll, roll. We'll all roll, roll, roll.
Come with me and roll.
Roll in it, roll in it, roll in it, roll in it, roll in it, roll in it.
Frederick, Inga & Igor: Roll in the hay!
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Post by nickel on May 3, 2008 14:27:25 GMT -5
Join the Family Business
Characters:
- Dr Victor Von Frankenstein
Great, Great, Great Grandfather Mordecai Frankenstein Relative soloist #1 Frankenstein Relative soloist #2 Frankenstein Relative soloist #3 Frankenstein Relative soloist #4 Frankenstein Family (Chorus)
We've been the pride of Romania since Twelve-O-One, Passed on for generations, Father to Son
Descended from gypsies, as proud as we can be. Don't risk my curse, it could be worse Embrace your fam'ly tree!
Join the fam'ly bus'ness Learn the family trade Make yourself a monster Make the world afraid!
Join the fam'ly bus'ness, You must take the fam'ly name! Follow in our footsteps and you'll win eternal fame!
The Roqueforts are celebrated for their Roquefort cheese, the Rothschilds are famous for their wines Hersheys have their choc'lates and Liptons have their teas But when it comes to making monsters, You can't beat the Frankensteins!
Join the fam'ly bus'ness Rob a grave or two, Stop the shop from closing, It all depends on you! Uphold the fam'ly honor, you must toe the fam'ly line, Join the fam'ly bus'ness Join the fam'ly bus'ness Join the fam'ly bus'ness For your name is Frankenstein!
Meet your family!
Join the fam'ly bus'ness Show some fam'ly pride
Make yourself a monster...
And then you'll make his bride!
Listen to your Great, Great, Great Grandfather Mordecai
Join the fam'ly bus'ness boy if you don't want to die!
As you know predestination From day the of your creation Has determined your vocation That's a fact.
Because you are a Frankenstein
You have no choice
You can't decline
So show some spine
It's time to sign the fam'ly pact
This is your fate Become a Frankenstein before it's too late!
We know you won't regret it, You should express your willingness Why not acquiesce, reassess, You're under stress
Just relax and make a serum Come up with a brilliant theorem, take your knife, create a life
It ain't no fuss!
Join the fam'ly enterprise, Best be prudent, best be wise! Time to open up your eyes Join the fam'ly bus'ness!
Join the fam'ly enterprise, Best be prudent, best be wise! Time to open up your eyes Join the fam'ly bus'ness!
Join the fam'ly enterprise, Best be prudent, best be wise Time to open up your eyes Come on, come clean Don't make a scene, Your name's not Fronk-en-steen!
Join the family business Learn the family trade Make yourself a monster Make the world afraid This is one position that you never can resign
Do not make a fuss, There's nothing to discuss You must be one of us
Young Frankenstein!
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Post by nickel on May 6, 2008 15:58:52 GMT -5
He Vas My Boyfriend
Characters:
Love comes when you least suspect it, love dances in on a whim, I thought maybe I could direct it, But I never expected... A guuy like him.
He was a bully und a brute, he vas as crazy as a coot, still I didn't give a hoot, He vas my boyfriend!
With ev'ry voman he vould flirt, He alvays treated me like dirt, But I vas happy to be hurt, He vas my boyfriend!
I vas as pure as a virgin meadow, lying with Vicotr in the gloam. Then he turned to me, that charmer, whispered, "Let's play farmer." And plowed me 'til the cows came home!
He vas a monster and a beast, His midnight bangings never ceased, it didn't faze me in the least, He vas my boyfriend!
I'll never forget the first time I met Victor. It vas on the village green, at the annual bock beer festival, where every beer cost a bock. I vas an innocent young lamb and he was a dirty old goat. Ve vere made for each other. All of a sudden, he took out his paraphernalia and shouted, "Let's play croquet!", and off to the field ve vent. He carried his hoops and mallets and I carried his balls. What a festival! Fun and games all day long. Archery, badminton, potato sack. Victor won the three-legged race...all by himself. It vas love at first sight.
He vas the one I gave my heart to, but ve never wed even so, If I mentioned wedlock, he'd put me in a headlock!
Vhen I asked to be his wife, he stabbed me with a kitchen knife, Ach, where did the good times go?
If he had an angry fit, I vas the first thing that he'd hit, but I didn't give a shit...
He vas my boyfriend!
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